50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run
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greetings:

when someone tries to kiss u but their breath stinks

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deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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metalcxre:

"you are what you eat" so i guess i’m human

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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a-cidiq:

welcome to acidland ♡

a-cidiq:

welcome to acidland 

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braydaaan:

do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr

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wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

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smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

keep-away-reality:

24th of July

keep-away-reality:

24th of July

legendary 

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