kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

justpavlovsdog:

martianfood:

☠☢ shut it penny whore ☢☠

∆ND SHE’S BUYING ∆ STˆ∆IRW∆Y TO HE∆VEN 

justpavlovsdog:

martianfood:

☠☢ shut it penny whore ☢☠

∆ND SHE’S BUYING ∆ STˆ∆IRW∆Y TO HE∆VEN 

thatfunnyblog:

Words. To. Live. By.

thatfunnyblog:

Words. To. Live. By.

thefrailtyofavulcan:

lordscrubbington:

snakelet:

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

can you check in the back

Ya I guess I could check in the closet hold on a sec

vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

image

isnt:

i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me

darling-i-wont-be-ok:

☠

darling-i-wont-be-ok:

deepcried:

bowserfucker:

Do you think Joe Biden has ever texted Obama a meme

Hillary once said in an interview that they were in a group message and they were sending ‘funny pictures’ and she just would say ‘get back to work’