boyfriend: what’s for dinner?
how to kiss a boy
- grab his waist
- slip your hand in his pocket
- steal his wallet
- dont even kiss him
- just run
when someone tries to kiss u but their breath stinks
accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
"you are what you eat" so i guess i’m human
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr
I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself
just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school
24th of July