pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
Words. To. Live. By.
no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday
can you check in the back
Ya I guess I could check in the closet hold on a sec
george takei is a gift to humanity
if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?
Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter
””“5 book trilogy”“”“
if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?
^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?
Step one: step two:
Y’all need Jesus.
or even more easy way?
shots are currently being fired
this made me laugh so hard tbh
when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music
i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me
Do you think Joe Biden has ever texted Obama a meme
Hillary once said in an interview that they were in a group message and they were sending ‘funny pictures’ and she just would say ‘get back to work’